stupid cow

noun: a guy on discord that is annoying or stupid he gets upset very easily and most likely looks like the guy from the poler express or satin his hobbies usually include playing stupid games like rocket leag or cs go he loves balls and he is the route of all evil

oh yeah btw he really likes cars

me: I have a pic of you IRL

stupid cow: I'm suing you
everyone: goddamit cow

by the guy 123456 September 14, 2021

Mad Cow

Crazy, unbelievable, bad. The opposite of metal. If something is mad cow, it sucks.

Person 1: I just broke my arm and totaled my car!
Person 2: That's mad cow. I'm sorry.

by The Government of Greenland April 14, 2020

Holy Cow

A bbw who prays over your meat before devouring it.

Have you seen Jill Scott handle a microphone, Holy Cow!

by Cocky Roach August 1, 2024

Cow

You

1) “omg a cow”
2) “where?”
1) “it’s you🥰”

by Ugly cow 💔 September 1, 2022

chilly cow

When you stick two ice lollies up someone's nose and slowly push your dick in one of their ears, you then rip out the lollies and pour milk down their nose, you then finish it off with pissing or shitting in one of their ears and using the ice lollies to lick it up.

"I just did the chilly cow with your slaggy mum, the slut!"

by yourmumsafilthyrottenslag December 19, 2020

Tie-dye cow

It’s a very fat person that is in a tie-dye jumpsuit that flicks you off at a target parking lot driving the opposite way bc they are scared of u

That tie-dye cow is flicking off my 16 year old.

by Targetlover239 August 3, 2019

Safari cow

A kid in roblox thought I said cows live in safari so now I named him safari cow his username is meepz100

I met a kid in roblox and named him safari cow.

by Ugly rat the first May 14, 2020