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waffle house warriors

People who go to the restaurant late at night or early in the morning and get into arguments and fights with the staff and other guests. The fights usually involve numerous people and glasses, dishes and chairs are always thrown in the skirmishes. Waffle House, IHOP, fights, skirmish, scuffle, melee, broken dishes, drunk people, intoxicated, drugs, pancakes and punches, flapjacks and fistfights
These Waffle House warriors show up and screw up every meal I try to eat. I spend all of my time ducking dishes and glasses being thrown and listening to people curse each other out.
by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016
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blue waffle iron

The act of stuffing a women's blue waffle between ur butt cheeks and squeezing as hard as u can
"Dude I'm totally going to bring out the blue waffle iron on her tonight."
by IronMakezBest September 15, 2017
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Cool Waffle Man

Cool waffle man is a criminal cause burning down pancake factory and caught stealing waffle irons
Cool waffle man: "cool waffle man is a criminal, if found call 911 immediately"
by HumanitysDying January 8, 2020
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bananna nut waffle

The act getting your nuts all steamy, nice and warm, then proceeding to locate two black women scissoring then aggressively place your scrotum between the two. Banana nut waffle.
Jakhira and jasmine gave joe a wet n’ steamy Bananna nut waffle last Tuesdey.
by Grosyfunny69 November 11, 2017
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Putting waffles in the toaster

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.
“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."
by JLuc14 August 1, 2018
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candle your waffle

To place a candle in a mans anus (waffle) and light it on fire so the wax slowly drips onto his taint
You’re so fine I’d love to candle your waffle
by Sexpriestessmclovin December 11, 2017
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Waffle turned spoon

Someone who changes opinion quickly, someone often looked down upon for not having any moral basis of opinion
Man that guy is such a waffle turned spoon
by Obviously correct April 12, 2023
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