THE BADDEST BITCH EVERRRRRRR
by Haggg June 22, 2021

I was on my last set in the gym, when my girl stopped in to give me the motivation to knock out my last reps and hit me with "The Tony Horten"!
by Stavie Jones! November 10, 2012

A man actively present on YouTube and Social Media claiming he was kidnapped by the government, held captive by the government inside Indianapolis away from Hollywood and his mother and father’s mansions, and left to be tortured by Satellites and Satellite controllers targeting him 24/7.
Person 1: “Hey, Tony Chase! Why are your teeth decaying and you keep revealing your personal information all the time?”
Tony: “Because the dirty satellite controllers keep fucking up my face and teeth, and the government holding me hostage away from my mother and father’s mansions and i’m here to prove that I AM the 100% owner! Also i’m not gay not ever.”
Tony: “Because the dirty satellite controllers keep fucking up my face and teeth, and the government holding me hostage away from my mother and father’s mansions and i’m here to prove that I AM the 100% owner! Also i’m not gay not ever.”
by HotColdLava December 10, 2023

An Italian who enjoys riding on the back of a Vespa while wrapping his arms around a burly man with chest hair.
Also enjoys performing sex acts on a fresh baked baguette.
Also enjoys performing sex acts on a fresh baked baguette.
by Professional Researcher July 3, 2023

A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.
A definition made in honour of his wedding day
A definition made in honour of his wedding day
What is Tony Science?
The best science, it will definitely work
"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.
A definition made in honour of his wedding day"
The best science, it will definitely work
"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.
A definition made in honour of his wedding day"
by Sparrow 10/05/2025 May 8, 2025

lil tony’s younger brother who loves vegan semen down his throat.
Lil Toni: I give you sucky sucky for twenty five
Guy 1: wtf why you bully me
lil toni: what you don’t want sucky suck then I shall Bill Cosby you
Five hrs later
Officer 1: looks like this dude has been bill cosbied
Officer 2: well I bet it’s lil Toni
Officer 1: lil tony or lil Toni
Officer 2: nigga the gay one
Officer 1: oh that one
Lil Toni: I give you sucky sucky for twenty five
Guy 1: wtf why you bully me
lil toni: what you don’t want sucky suck then I shall Bill Cosby you
Five hrs later
Officer 1: looks like this dude has been bill cosbied
Officer 2: well I bet it’s lil Toni
Officer 1: lil tony or lil Toni
Officer 2: nigga the gay one
Officer 1: oh that one
by big black bus September 27, 2018

A man that sinks 10 cold ones a night on weekdays. Easy way to see if you have a tony chauncey in your workplace is by watching him smoke his vape you will see his hands shaking more and more as he gets closer to his mouth, this is due to the excessive amount of alcohol he drinks on weekends therefore when he comes to work on a Monday he is well and truly coming down from the clouds. A Tony Chauncey is also a consistent whistler while many suggest this is due to a fantasy of sucking dick. A tony chauncey also screams and shouts out irrelevant shit that pisses cunts off. But all in all a tony Chauncey isnt that bad of a bloke, he is a caring kind hearted man that enjoys time listening to AC/DC and pink Floyd.
“ hey Macca what’s that tony chauncey like driving a forklift”
“Fucking shit he cant even drive a finger up his nose”
“Fucking shit he cant even drive a finger up his nose”
by Gerrybigdickgum April 14, 2020
