A word to replace the word "Porn" in everyday conversations. Describing the type of "Toast", as well as how it is cooked and prepared determines what type of "Toast" you have "eaten".
"Man, I 'ate' so much 'French Toast' last night!" means "Man, I watched so much French Porn last night!
"Dude, that's sick... 'Burnt Toast with peanut butter and jelly'?" means "Dude, that's sick... black bsdm scat?"
"Dude, that's sick... 'Burnt Toast with peanut butter and jelly'?" means "Dude, that's sick... black bsdm scat?"
by Valmarn May 3, 2010
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This term originates from a video uploaded by Kevin Rose on Youtube entitled "My dog Toaster was attacked by a raccoon." The video shows surveillance footage of Kevin's dog, Toaster, being attacked by a raccoon in the night. After the two tussle for a moment, Kevin comes rushing down stairs to rescue his friend. He immediately snatches the raccoon off of Toaster, swiftly lifts the raccoon over his head, and thrusts the raccoon down a dark stairwell.
This term originates from a video uploaded by Kevin Rose on Youtube entitled "My dog Toaster was attacked by a raccoon." The video shows surveillance footage of Kevin's dog, Toaster, being attacked by a raccoon in the night. After the two tussle for a moment, Kevin comes rushing down stairs to rescue his friend. He immediately snatches the raccoon off of Toaster, swiftly lifts the raccoon over his head, and thrusts the raccoon down a dark stairwell.
-"Did you see how fucked up Gary got at the club last night?"
-"Ya, the bouncer practically Toastered his ass onto the street."
-"Ya, the bouncer practically Toastered his ass onto the street."
by TangleStrut August 30, 2013
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When a friend has run out of luck with a job, relationship or just life in general, they are floating along like toast on the water. Their situation, the toast, is now becoming soggy and tearing apart by the waves. Now they are waiting to sink to the bottom and become fish bait. Their only hope is to be picked up by a sea gull to have the misery swiftly ended.
He is toast on the water after losing his job.
She is toast on the water now that he won't pay the credit card bill.
If our team can't score, this game is toast on the water.
She is toast on the water now that he won't pay the credit card bill.
If our team can't score, this game is toast on the water.
by MountainAggie August 29, 2014
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Let's Brain toast and get this project started!
Let's Brain toast and get this project started!
by MissNicklez October 21, 2007
Get the Brain Toast mug.The best thing to eat when you have nothing else. Good with McCormick Grill Mates Spicy Montreal Steak and maple syrup.
by everynameistaken! August 5, 2012
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Noob: "shhh you slice of toast"
intelligent person: "sif"
Noob: "shhh you slice of toast"
intelligent person: "sif"
by Kellhawk222 September 25, 2006
Get the slice of toast mug.A term for a leader or Politician that gets caught in a situation and is forced to resign or retire.
After the City's Police Chief's extramarital affairs just got exposed to the public. He was forced to resign due to pressure from the citizens of the city. A talk radio host proclaimed "Oh My God, The Quarterback is Toast"
by Netstryke416 February 10, 2010
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