Seven straight hours of torture and sitting in seats that make your ass hurt after a few minutes, you're forced to be around a bunch of pathetic wanna be Drakes that wear Yeezy's and hoodies with random screenshots of SpongeBob, they all have iPhone 11 Pros and Nike backpacks.
Schools usually reek of spoiled milk and the teachers always put the girl prisoners in front of the boy prisoners and there's usually 6/7 levels AKA "Periods" of torture.
You have math, social studies, ELA, science, gym, and computer lab, in gym, you run a Fitness Gram Pacer Test that usually results in Achilles tendonitis in both Achilles tendons.
You are also forced to carry a 50 pound backpack around the school, the backpacks consist of a heavy ass science textbook, a math book, a Chromebook, and binders that you will never use, the other inmates usually try to step on your new Adidas Rose 773's, and speaking of shoes, the other prisoners usually wear worn out dirty Vans shoes or really dirty Nike Air's while you're the only one that has clean drip on and it's hard to keep them clean around your other fellow inmates, your inmates, also known as "Kids" usually have bad breath and reek of B.O. and walk around like gangstas because they think they're cool
Then you have lunch, during this 30 minute break, you have to eat pizza that tastes like shit, then once you're done, you're back to torture.
Schools usually reek of spoiled milk and the teachers always put the girl prisoners in front of the boy prisoners and there's usually 6/7 levels AKA "Periods" of torture.
You have math, social studies, ELA, science, gym, and computer lab, in gym, you run a Fitness Gram Pacer Test that usually results in Achilles tendonitis in both Achilles tendons.
You are also forced to carry a 50 pound backpack around the school, the backpacks consist of a heavy ass science textbook, a math book, a Chromebook, and binders that you will never use, the other inmates usually try to step on your new Adidas Rose 773's, and speaking of shoes, the other prisoners usually wear worn out dirty Vans shoes or really dirty Nike Air's while you're the only one that has clean drip on and it's hard to keep them clean around your other fellow inmates, your inmates, also known as "Kids" usually have bad breath and reek of B.O. and walk around like gangstas because they think they're cool
Then you have lunch, during this 30 minute break, you have to eat pizza that tastes like shit, then once you're done, you're back to torture.
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Get the School mug.A complete waste of your childhood. Complete equivalent to a juvenile detention center except here, you are forced to study, study, and study. Then you get tested and if you fail because you don’t know, you get graded! Grades are also a way to make students feel miserable. Then you go home, and study more with something called homework. After 8~9 hours of education, you are forced to work at home where you could be doing something that might be useful in life.
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