hair line salad

To blow someone's wig back. To give a back-hand or a punch to the head that it causes the person to bleed around the hair line.
Guy 1. "That guy says you're an idiot." Guy 2. "Well he's about to recieve a hair line salad."
by Wigsobig February 08, 2008
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Asian fruit salad

A sex act where you cut up fruit and insert it into a vagina then proceed to eat it out of the vagina, its Asian because your eating pussy
Did you hear that they fucked last night

Yeah he said he gave her an Asian fruit salad
by Fetishguru January 18, 2017
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California Fruit Salad

poop, piss, and cum into someones mouth and have them eat it.
My uncle Ronnie gave me the California fruit salad after I told him i didn’t like anime at thanksgiving dinner
by 2RYDIZZLE December 02, 2017
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Nut Seed Salad

The act of licking/eating ones asshole (tossing one's salad) after ejaculating on to it.
Tom gave her a nut seed salad last night!
by Jzanola January 08, 2022
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Seven layer salad

When several participants, all dressed in various protein and vegetable costumes, synchronously penetrate each other. Hands down the sexiest shit ever.
"Man, I saw the hottest porno ever the other day. They even pulled off the seven layer salad, complete with dressing!"
by supercartoon101 October 26, 2017
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Handheld Meat Salad

A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.

A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.

A #Lettuce Wrap
Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."

I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.
by DSeanK May 13, 2021
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Angry Fruit Salad

This term was coined when color terminals/monitors (especially on PCs running MS-DOS) were becoming more pervasive. Common systems allowed for a fixed palette of 16 colors with a very high saturation. When software started to use the colors (and ANSI.SYS became a thing) the common focus was to give all different elements a different color. (This notion is maintaned today by Emacs' font-lock-mode and other syntax highlighting variants.) The result was a wild mix of red, green yellow, white, black and blue - almost like in a fruit salad - that might easily hurt your eyes .

While the very first versions of Windows sufferd the same issues with the palette , GUIs in general don't expose the same problem and don't put too many high-contrast-colors all over the screen.
"Wow! This Midnight Commander theme is some piece of angry fruit salad."

"Let's avoid angry-fruit-salad-syndrome and use the solarized syntax highlighting theme."
by Bitnacht February 07, 2020
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