hair line salad

To blow someone's wig back. To give a back-hand or a punch to the head that it causes the person to bleed around the hair line.

Guy 1. "That guy says you're an idiot." Guy 2. "Well he's about to recieve a hair line salad."

by Wigsobig February 17, 2008

Tossing yesterdays salad

Verb:The act of oral stimulation on an anus that hasn't been washed in one or more days.

"After a long hot road trip I was surprised Susan so was eager to be "tossing yesterdays salad""

by Gonzotherebelclown August 26, 2012

Idiot-salad Sandwich

A spinoff of chef Gordon Ramsey’s world favorite ‘idiot sandwich’ that has additional nutritional value thanks to the salad part.

CANNIBAL in a remote location: Hey look over there at those two Crackers! They’d sure make a good idiot-salad sandwich with some Leafy greens!

by AlsoTwenty2 February 4, 2022

Nut Seed Salad

The act of licking/eating ones asshole (tossing one's salad) after ejaculating on to it.

Tom gave her a nut seed salad last night!

by Jzanola January 7, 2022

back ally salad

A salad that is eaten in a dirty back ally. It is not a good salad to eat!

James was apprehended the the police late at night when he was caught eating a back ally salad.

by panteraj18 March 13, 2018

California Fruit Salad

poop, piss, and cum into someones mouth and have them eat it.

My uncle Ronnie gave me the California fruit salad after I told him i didn’t like anime at thanksgiving dinner

by 2RYDIZZLE December 2, 2017

Seven layer salad

When several participants, all dressed in various protein and vegetable costumes, synchronously penetrate each other. Hands down the sexiest shit ever.

"Man, I saw the hottest porno ever the other day. They even pulled off the seven layer salad, complete with dressing!"

by supercartoon101 October 26, 2017