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Drip Theory

Another form of "having drip" or "being drippy"; usually consisting of 3 or more articles of flashy/expensive/shiney jewelry. A theory in which a set principles are based on the amount of jewelry a person is wearing in close proximity of eachother on that person's body; usually consisting of 3 or more peices.
"DAMN! Dude has 3 watches on his wrist, he's definitely got drip theory."

"Are you gonna have a drip theory for tonight's party?"
by DESIGNERWEAR October 12, 2022
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Slide Theory

When you the even happened weeks or months ago so you can’t really remember what happened BUT you do remember the really fun thing that happened - like going down a slide on a boat.
Do you remember going down that slide on the boat a few weeks ago? That’s the slide theory in a nutshell.
by PJeffz March 14, 2025
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gasolina theory

That the Song Gasolina can be paired/remixed with any and every song made and it’ll always be fire.
Gasolina doesn’t go with Get Busy.”

“Bro don’t you know about Gasolina Theory?”

*song plays*

“Gah damn”
by VinceMontague October 7, 2025
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The Indian Internet Theory

The Indian Internet theory is an online conspiracy theory that asserts that the Internet now consists mainly of Indian population activity and automatically generated content that is manipulated by Indian-based curation algorithm, marginalizing organic human activity.
Based on the worldwide population statistics there are 1.4 billion population of India excluding descendants from India and people that speak the language from that country. Over 53% of the world has access to the internet, China has the great firewall, USA has their own self-interest, and the most populous countries include Indonesia, Pakistan, Congo, Brazil, Bangladesh, Russia, Mexico, and so on barely spoke English or have access to internet, meanwhile India has the most population of English speakers.

This corresponds with the idea that you will bound to stumble on accounts made and operated based in India especially in posts with subjects of sports (they will sneak something about cricket), religion, and white fitness bikini models.
Those aren't Russian & Israeli Bot accounts, those are just Kumar, Pradesh, and Rajesh they are part of The Indian Internet Theory
by Ibonarious Eshak February 11, 2024
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Lauren's Theory

The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.
My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.
by Fraccy February 21, 2021
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Mockery's Theory

All thins being equal, a women will choose the more evil of two options.
"That girl wanted me when I was with my ex, now she likes me as a friend. What gives?"

"Mockery's Theory, man"
by Mypseudonymisbest February 23, 2022
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Austin Theory

Austin theory shouldn’t be MITB winner
by NYCDEMONDIVA July 22, 2022
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