The Gelker Test

The true test of Love.

When a couple are showering together and one wishes to test the strength of love to find out if there the one.... by shitting and seeing the others reaction

Made famous by Professor Daniel Gelker

Now practiced throughout the North America region

Hey, she passed the Gelker test bro!!

How much shit??
Bathtub was covered

Nice

by Ezras13 October 9, 2020

test mode

a secret mode hidden in an electronic device that allows a manufacturer to test the product before it gets sent to the consumer

To access the test mode for the Yamaha PSR-19, hold down the first two white keys on the right while powering the keyboard on. Each button plays a note from C in the third octave up to G in the fourth octave. The power switch triggers the drum pads.

by bluestinger66 June 13, 2023

test

test

test

by qult June 3, 2024

test that assumption at your earliest convenience

A work appropriate but much more threatening version of "fuck around and find out"

Becky: I can't believe you. You better let me do whatever I want if you know what's good for you.

Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.

by HuntingLife September 8, 2021

Test entry

<b>Bold test</b>

Bruh test entry for da <b>BOLD</> text

by Mr.Stinkus June 28, 2021

Blooben Test

A test to quantify the blobness of an object and/or creature. If the blob status of the object is rated 5/10 or higher, it passes the blooben test.

My slime ball passes the Blooben Test.

by GoodOlKappaTea March 8, 2024

Piss Test

Name of an alcoholic drink that combines vodka (usually inexpensive) with Mountain Dew. Usually made out of a lack of other mixers left in the fridge.

Dude, were out of orange juice. Want to just make a couple of piss tests? I won't tell anyone.

by RememberSammyJankis September 23, 2017