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New Jersey Cheesesteak

A type of sandwich made from thinly sliced liver cooked with onions and limburger cheese.

Comes from a story about a US Airforce Airman who cut a hole in his USAF dorm mattress, tapped the edges and covered it with plastic, packed the hole with two liver filets, and fucked that meat hole on the regular. Filled with stinky cheese and shame.
Hey, did I tell you that my roommate was fucking some raw meat shoved in a hole in his mattress? Oh yeah, a new jersey cheesesteak huh? Thats damn good sandwich man.
by Network Pathogen August 1, 2021
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New Jersey

Terrible, terrible place. Everyday innocent New Yorkers are forced to drive there for work. Literal garbage.
I have to go to hell this weekend.

Dont you mean New Jersey?
by Not goatpersonv2 July 5, 2021
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New Jersey Window Washer

Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.
I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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Ocean Township, New Jersey

A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.
“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”
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A wonderful township, with a vibrant, diverse, and affluent population, and wonderful schools, direct transit and an easy commute to NYC, and much more. Also, very expensive.
I enjoy living in Millburn Township, New Jersey
by Mr. Polite September 1, 2022
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Jersey Ice Tea

Similar to its cousin, the Long Island Ice Tea, the Jersey Ice Tea is made by: Pouring all of the bar mat liquids in a glass over ice adding a splash of lemon and cola. Nothing goes down so smooth…
Eh Tony, gimme one of them Jersey Ice Teas, I’m putting the booze googles on tonight!
by For-Harry’s-Sake September 1, 2022
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Jersey

“Yo fam have u seen that shawdy over there wit the huge bunda ?”
“no fam what’s her name?”
“Yo her names jersey and she’s a baddie”
by Bigkok222 September 1, 2022
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