splicing the cat

term used for female masturbation

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey

by lilbeebo August 24, 2017

brush the cat

When Angela masturbates

I can't go out Thursday because I have to brush the cat.

by BrushTheCat May 18, 2016

wolf cat

a dog that is too small to be considered a dog

man my wolf cat wont be quiet

by gator pussy September 16, 2017

Cancerous Cat

A cancerous cat is a cat who had sex with a human too many times that it got genital cancer.

My fucking cat is cancerous because it fucked my cousin 5 times. Damn I have a cancerous cat.

by Fidget spinner licker April 10, 2019

skinny cat

Skinny cats are people that are barely getting by, because the cost of living is so high.

Fat cats create skinny cats

by End All Media February 8, 2021

Sinful cats

A infamous cat page on Instagram with over 100k followers posting cursed/shitpost cat images along with a sometimes hilarious caption.

Has been featured as an intro to a PewDiePie video
Instagram: @sinful.cats

Did you see the new edit Sinful Cats made?

Yea it was hilarious!

by Sinful cats November 12, 2018

Cat envy

A vehement desire to be a cat due to:
(1) a belief in superiority of cat kind or
(2) the capacity to piss all over humans (cat owner/carer) and get away with it on the grounds of extreme cuteness or
(3) a more simplistic admission of similarities in behaviour/attitude

Dude I think she wished she was a cat everyday. Girl's got a serious case of cat envy!

by Boiling Kettle May 8, 2016