When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024

by Absolutelyepic March 20, 2021

Oliver is a tall, he is fucking AWESOME at art like wtf, he's extremely kind and cares about everyone, he's got perfect hair, handsome, ( any word that describes perfect ), he is loyal, kind, loving, sweet and in general and awesome boyfriend, bedtfriend, and friend!!
by shitonyourfacecunt January 25, 2022

When someone tries extremely hard at a video game but cant seem to beat his friend, despite owning the game.
Jack: wow Gerald is so shit at this game, i thought he owned it......
Daniel: yeah well it seems like he just cant stop pulling an Oliver.
Daniel: yeah well it seems like he just cant stop pulling an Oliver.
by Illustrious Left Testicle December 3, 2016

by peepee licker October 10, 2019
