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john oliver effect

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024
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Oliver

Person one: wow Oliver loves Olivia
Person two: i know Right
by Absolutelyepic March 20, 2021
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Oliver

Oliver is a tall, he is fucking AWESOME at art like wtf, he's extremely kind and cares about everyone, he's got perfect hair, handsome, ( any word that describes perfect ), he is loyal, kind, loving, sweet and in general and awesome boyfriend, bedtfriend, and friend!!
" I am so lucky to have Oliver "
by shitonyourfacecunt January 25, 2022
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Pulling an Oliver

When someone tries extremely hard at a video game but cant seem to beat his friend, despite owning the game.
Jack: wow Gerald is so shit at this game, i thought he owned it......
Daniel: yeah well it seems like he just cant stop pulling an Oliver.
by Illustrious Left Testicle December 3, 2016
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Oliver

Oliver hes a nerd he plays ""final fantasy""
by -Hater May 6, 2024
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oliver

a crackhead that thinks he is cool. enjoys lighting peoples hair on fire
oliver blew a fat cloud then lit hawks hair on fire
by peepee licker October 10, 2019
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Oliver

Oliver you suck
by Stinky boo June 17, 2022
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