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Jerk
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020
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Jerk.

Guys usually named Gavin or Jakob.
Wow, that guy Gavin just made fun of that girls height, he's for sure a jerk.
by zxmarie June 16, 2017
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Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!
YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL
by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010
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A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024
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Jerk Circle

A popular dance known as a jerk where a group of individuals dance
Yo let’s hit the jerk circle
by Max debank October 16, 2025
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Pregame jerk

When you know you’re about to smash on some good poon but your also a 2 pump chump, you call for a bathroom break and rub one out to prolong your pipe game
Yo Donte I was bout to tag sum tail but knew I was done for so I called a pregame jerk and was able to hit that shit all night before spreading the sauce.
by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021
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Jerk

Really anyone who has narcissistic traits, it's manipulative or verbally abusive. Or anyone who owns a harley davidson and thinks three great when they treat other people like shit. Whether the victim br younger or older.
That person is such an insecure jerk when he revs his pathetically underpowered harley in the summer.
by A700 February 3, 2022
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