Fruit Fiesta

When you insert your genitalia into a fruit for masturbation purposes.

In Call Me By Your Name Ellio had a fruit fiesta when he stuck his dick in a peach

by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

fruit squirts

Diarrhea associated with eating bad produce.

I ate a pear and it gave me the fruit squirts. I think it was rotten

by fruitsquirtguy April 18, 2016

fruit scone

When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face

Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!

by Niamnehey October 28, 2017

Fruit Slinger

Something you call someone in Animal Jam when you have a homophobic slur to say and the chat system filters it out.

"Fruit Slinger, Fruit Slinger!!"

"Are those 3 year olds calling me fruity and slurs?" Said the little gay boy.

by The One True Material Gworl October 7, 2022

Fruit Me

To be fucked and fed fruit by a sex slave while lying on silk sheets

The Unicorn - "I'm home from work. Fruit me. And my legs best be shaking when you're done"

by Chazza990 June 17, 2022

fruit eater

Any person who owns an iPhone, or other Apple product and prefers them over any other product

Jason has a Mac, iPad, iPod, and the new iPhone. He's a big fruit eater.

by Pimpala03 January 10, 2014

Half fruit

Some one who's gay or bi

Your such a half fruit drew

by Kai218 July 7, 2016