by Burpnsmile April 09, 2004
Randall: I can't believe got drunk enough to stick my penis in that cunt bacon.
Ralph: Lolz, I know man. I saw her naked and thought she had some cold cuts between her legs.
Ralph: Lolz, I know man. I saw her naked and thought she had some cold cuts between her legs.
by T.E. Johnson July 11, 2008
a wound on the vaginal area of a woman that has been injured and has formed a scab. this often occures after overuse of the vagina, from either excessive masturbation or by prostitution.
i was going to fuck sally but i spread her legs and she had a nasty cuntscab. I turned her over and did her a donkey punch instead.
by Doc joseph June 01, 2005
by Davieboyle1983 May 29, 2010
"Why is Lexi such a stupid cunt ?"
"Because she thinks she's better than everybody, and thinks she can just do what ever she wants to do...."
"Because she thinks she's better than everybody, and thinks she can just do what ever she wants to do...."
by Bg518 September 16, 2015
A person that acts like a spastic but is also a twat at the same time. Usually the person in question is not actually disabled, but is acting like a retarded idiot. From Scottish origin.
by Speccyretard November 27, 2017
A person who is famous only for the sake of being famous.
Often gains initial fame for one of the following reasons:
1. Appearance on reality television shows.
2. Appearance in a sex tape/sex video.
3. Association with famous people.
4. Extreme stupidity.
5. Extremely unusual circumstances in their life.
Maintains fame through the repeated use of publicity stunts or because of media obsession, rather than because of talent.
Often gains initial fame for one of the following reasons:
1. Appearance on reality television shows.
2. Appearance in a sex tape/sex video.
3. Association with famous people.
4. Extreme stupidity.
5. Extremely unusual circumstances in their life.
Maintains fame through the repeated use of publicity stunts or because of media obsession, rather than because of talent.
Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are publicity cunts.
Paris Hilton became famous for being in a reality television show and putting out a sex tape. Then Kim Kardashian became famous for being a friend of Paris Hilton and putting out a sex tape.
Paris Hilton became famous for being in a reality television show and putting out a sex tape. Then Kim Kardashian became famous for being a friend of Paris Hilton and putting out a sex tape.
by happycookie December 26, 2011