No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2024
Get the Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DOmug. a tremendous addition to the sex lore commonly performed by someone known as "that motherfucker or perhaps "him"
by Mrwhippie7676 December 8, 2022
Get the Hand circle thigh thingmug. G: Hey you know the little thing that girls do? Do you like it?
M: Like it? I love it, it's my favorite thing about girls
M: Like it? I love it, it's my favorite thing about girls
by Lukesangelo January 10, 2022
Get the The little thing that girls domug. 
A man called Hamish (aka fatneek) . He thinks he's lightskin but he suffers from an incurable disease called delusion
by Bhadbhabie10101 June 8, 2023
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by Rachaelwithan"a"attheend July 14, 2021
Get the That's MY thingmug. These are pronouns to call idiots so I didn't fall as a trans woman, trans man or some new gender they made up
They : I no longer identify as a girl but non-binary
You and me : so what are these dome pronouns
They : that was rude but my pronoun for the day are they/them
You and me : what about it's/things
You and me : so what are these dome pronouns
They : that was rude but my pronoun for the day are they/them
You and me : what about it's/things
by 459395 February 19, 2022
Get the It's/thingsmug.