meat turd

A turd, formed in the digestive system, composed mainly or exclusively of meat. A hard, smelly turd, that is difficult to pass.

Dude...that was the worst meat turd ever! Was that cow dead when you ate it?

by Eman84 May 15, 2014

drift meat

A girl who doesn't complain or stop someone who cock drifts her.

Guy 1: "Man, i slipped out and landed in her ass, and she didnt make me stop. i was in heaven!"
Guy 2: "Ah, drift meat. ::high five!:: those chicks usually let you a2m them after."

by guardLK October 1, 2008

Bingo Meat

Elderly people who could be theoretically found to be sexually appealing. Similar to a MILF, but much older.

"These younger girls just don't have that old school boom boom pow. I need to go down to the church and get me some Bingo Meat."

by the SassCrotch July 3, 2009

weiner meat

1. n- Substance inside tubular meat casing of some sort.

2. n- Penis.

3. n- Shortish skinny individual whose mental aptitude is below that of a 4th grader.

1. "This sausage has great weiner meat."

2. "I have a tiny weiner meat."

3. "Weiner meat set his alarm to pm again."

by "Wilson and Co." December 12, 2007

meat destroyer

Can be any human being, regardless of gender. Will take a penis by the hand, mouth, feet, or anywhere else, and destroy it. Can destroy it by any means imaginable.

"Man the meat destroyer ruined my genitalia again!"

by Tknorr43 December 26, 2014

Meat lobes

The hollow fleshy void left when ear gauges are removed.

Check out that guys' meat lobes.

by BlazinPonytail May 19, 2014

Eye Meat

Smoking hot babe. Perfect combination of hot and slut

Rachel is eye meat.

This party has so much eye meat.

My friend’s mom is total eye meat.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018