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social software

all the various written "programs" ... especially those with clearly defined do's and don't's ... that people use to guide their lives, such as the Bible, etiquette books, penal codes, People Magazine, etc.
Reverend Gerald really hammers home in his sermons that the Bible is our primary piece of social software and that the 10 Commandments are all we really need.
by Sexy Simian December 1, 2010
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social clopen

When a retail slave closes the store, gets wasted at a bar or party, then has to open the next day. Occurs as the result of a scheduling snafu where the retail manager overhears that his or her retail robots are going to a party and makes the schedule such that they get 8 hours in between shifts to party, eat, sleep, shower, iron clothes and shave. As a result, the retail robots typically omit many of those steps (especially the ironing clothes part), and go to work wasted the next morning, if at all.
Knowing he had to be at work at 5 a.m. the next day for inventory, James social clopened, threw a kegger, and ultimately threw up all over the office the next morning.
by bodazzle July 6, 2010
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social tipster

One who drinks occasionally, either socially or on holidays or special occasions, and drinks just enough to get tipsy or buzzed and stops there.
Dude, I'm not for heavy drinking. I'm just a social tipster.
by eurekathurston July 25, 2010
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social engineerking

The art of using social networks to fuck with people.
Using groups in Skype, Twitter, MySpace etc to assemble a collection of explosively matched personality types, then purposely egging them on for personal entertainment.

So I read about the blowup in yesterday's chat. Were you responsible for that bit of social engineerking?
by lspellman February 3, 2009
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socially interesting

People who are classy and dedicated to doing community service, while at the same time are well rounded and have a good sense of humor. Pirates of the Spanish main
Pirates are socially interesting but have good morals
by urdandictionary December 16, 2013
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Social Homicide

Another term for bullying, or when other people make jokes at your expense therefore alienating you from your friend group, the opposite of social suicide
John was in a social homicide today, the killer was Teagan
by LeVigoose January 21, 2019
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social orgasm

1. the euphoric feeling you get from finally being included in social situations
2. as opposed to a solitary one, sexual climax with another person or people
1. I've been so isolated for the past yewar that I actually had a social orgasm at the surprise birthday party my coworkers planned for me.
2. Even hermits need social orgasms occasionally, to stay sane & well lubricated.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 8, 2019
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