Arizona surprise

When fucking your bitch take a Arizona tea can and shove it in her ass

Dan gave me a Arizona surprise last night

by anonymous October 13, 2020

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Mango Maui Surprise

While during anal sex between two gay men, the man who is the pitcher pees inside the catchers anus.

"Man i clicked on this link in my email that said get a taste of Maui. Thinking I won a free trip i clicked on the link and it was just a photo of one guy giving another guy a Mango Maui Surprise."

by D3AD D1SCUSS10N February 4, 2010

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<.7.9.7.6.>your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates WIth THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>

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sphincter surprise

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my gay love interest (luke dattilo) gave me a sphincter surprise for my birthday

by VintageCorn April 24, 2015

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Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024

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