St. Virts

Patron Saint of the inept. The epitome of patience and apathy. Circa 1275 - Wertzburg, Germany.

"St. Virts:Hairest of the saints"
"St. Virts: Giver of safey helmets and harnasses"
"St. Virts of the guffaw"

by Jennifer Virts March 4, 2008

old st filth

a rather old man with a long grey beard and grey hair
often quite filthy
come from the term for santa claus old st nick

oh my god look its old st filth

by grant yon wei astal September 21, 2007

Old St Filth

A very old man with a grey beard and grey hair
Often quite filthy
Comes from the term for santa old st filth

Oh my god fuck me in the poontang its Old St Filth

by grant yon wei astal September 21, 2007

St. Pauling it

Being single, being detached from the relationship sphere. Flying solo, not getting any. Comes from St. Paul, a prominent theologian and opponent of sexual relations.

Friend 1:Hey, brah, how come you ain't got no hoes?

Friend 2:Nah, I'm St. Pauling it tonight.

or

Friend 1:Girl, you ain't had a man in months, what up?

Friend 2:St. Pauling it.

by Mister Funktastic October 18, 2007

Kicking a pasty down the High St.

Bit of a slack hole.

"Im not saying it was slack, but it was like kicking a pasty down the High St."

by duo3nan October 4, 2008

St Amp

St amp: Is slang for the use of the drug "amphetamines" aka Speed. Because while on it they say you go into a trance of feeling like another being that's the reasoning behind St (saint).

St Ampamphetaminesmarijuanamethcrackspeedecstasyicecocaine

by rockstar4781 May 9, 2013

St. Mary's Cradle

When your penis is large enough to be tucked under your balls thus looking like your penis is holding your balls in a basket

Shane: Hey look at my penis it totally makes a St. Mary's Cradle .

Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!

by Crazy fish May 5, 2014