social software

all the various written "programs" ... especially those with clearly defined do's and don't's ... that people use to guide their lives, such as the Bible, etiquette books, penal codes, People Magazine, etc.

Reverend Gerald really hammers home in his sermons that the Bible is our primary piece of social software and that the 10 Commandments are all we really need.

by Sexy Simian December 1, 2010

Social Slayer

A person who can ruin a social atmosphere just by turning up, making a poor joke or creating an awkward silence.

Idenitfy a Social Slayer by making kung fu like karate chops in mid air. This is to show that the social situation has just been slayed.

Group Of Friends:

Guy 1: this party is sick man

Guy 2: Yeah as soon as that song came on it was mad

Social Slayer: Cant wait til they play some Justin Beiber

by MGSocial Protector April 22, 2011

Social Event

The thing that makes introverts hearts pump as fast as they would if they were exercising. Gives much anxiety

“Hey can you come to a social event tomorrow?”
“Um yeah I guess”
The next day
“oh my god why did I agree to this I hate people”

by sadbish March 1, 2019

social slut

social slut is a person who has many social partners

" I have so many different friend groups, it's like i'm a social slut"

by TheSpade July 5, 2016

Social Distancing

Actively avoiding people to stop the spread of a pandemic

Social distancing means 6 ft bitch

by ThatBitch🌲 April 2, 2020

Social Intelligence

The requisite capacity of a person or agent to perceive immediate domain of influence and act or interact, in ways that enhances their purpose without diminishing personal values or that of others.

Having attained mastery in drawing his graffiti, all that’s left is the social intelligence to relate with the interested patrons and profit.

by Ixrael Lee September 22, 2018

social engineerking

The art of using social networks to fuck with people.

Using groups in Skype, Twitter, MySpace etc to assemble a collection of explosively matched personality types, then purposely egging them on for personal entertainment.

So I read about the blowup in yesterday's chat. Were you responsible for that bit of social engineerking?

by lspellman February 3, 2009