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russian bow-tie

A russian bow-tie is when a man has his testicles cut off and shoved down his throat before death. one on each side of the adam's apple resembles the look of a bow-tie Usually, a sign they are a snitch (доносчик), disrespected someone in the group, or to send a message.
Gopnik gangster 1: You should have seen it! I had to run in 5 meters in the snow to catch this guy. Used a splitting ax to take off his testicles for the trouble it brought me. lol

Gopnik gangster 2: Is Boris talking about that story again? He tells everyone that one "Russian bow-tie" story

Gopnik gangster 3: He just got to the part about the splitting ax
by woochef September 14, 2020
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the russian cock exchange

When two Russian Men go to the middle of Moscow in broad daylight in the middle of the road cut there dicks off with a machete and hand it to each other, they then begin to fight and whoever can put the other ones dicks in there mouth first wins.
Vladimir: Sergei would you like to be apart of the Russian Cock Exchange?
Sergei: Vladimir, I thought you’d never ask.
by Thatplayer58 January 25, 2021
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Russian Poop Oboe

When you shit on a dick, put only the head of the penis up your ass, and precede to fart all over the wiener and give a handjob.
“I gave Benny a Russian Poop Oboe!”
by AspergerKing420 November 5, 2021
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russian sail boat

Tampon soaked in vodka and inserted in anus
Did you hear Johnny did a Russian sail boat last night
by Westsenecajohnny March 13, 2017
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Russian Pop Rocks

Comrades! Tonight, we do Russian Pop Rocks! Cyka Blyat!
by BadgerBoy297 August 9, 2018
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Russian CAT Scan

The act of hooking a severed power cord of a VCR, (trust me, we only do this with VCR cords)to the testicles of your enemies as a means of torture...or just cause it's fucking funny in an evil, morbid sort of way.

A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.
"GTFO, you dumbass or I'll give you a Russian CAT scan!"
by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008
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Russian Gas Pedal

To squash your someone's crotch under your foot causing extreme pain only tolerated by RoShamBo Masters.
As my boyfriend was taking a snooze out by the pool, I thought it would be funny to tell my little brother to give him a Russian Gas Pedal while he was off dreaming in la la land.
When he woke up my little bro was stepping on his nuts! Luckily I had my camera out and now the whole thing is on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh-rV07YZM&feature=related
by Jessica138 January 20, 2009
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