Russian birth control

All anal sex.

If you don't want a gut take it in the butt.

Last night I finally hooked up with Jenn, I didn't have a condom so we used Russian birth control.

by Johnybravo83 September 4, 2018

Russian-Death Mower

When you and your partner get on the front lawn fully naked and get into the wheelbarrow position. You then pull their arms behind their back so their face is dragging on the ground. You then insert your genitalia into their genitalia and proceed to spin around like a Beyblade, giving them grass-burn.

I gave Susan the ol' Russian-Death Mower last night. It made her look like a sexy Grinch.

by CaliforniaPotatoChip September 20, 2019

Russian Pay Phone

The act of violently ramming large anal beads into someone’s anus and listening to their screams.

Sarah’s a fucking freak bro. She once had me give her the ol’ Russian Pay Phone. It got me rock hard and upset me deeply.

by ChayneRex August 18, 2018

russian sail boat

Tampon soaked in vodka and inserted in anus

Did you hear Johnny did a Russian sail boat last night

by Westsenecajohnny March 13, 2017

Russian Poop Oboe

When you shit on a dick, put only the head of the penis up your ass, and precede to fart all over the wiener and give a handjob.

“I gave Benny a Russian Poop Oboe!”

by AspergerKing420 November 5, 2021

Russian CAT Scan

The act of hooking a severed power cord of a VCR, (trust me, we only do this with VCR cords)to the testicles of your enemies as a means of torture...or just cause it's fucking funny in an evil, morbid sort of way.

A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.

"GTFO, you dumbass or I'll give you a Russian CAT scan!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Russian Gas Pedal

To squash your someone's crotch under your foot causing extreme pain only tolerated by RoShamBo Masters.

As my boyfriend was taking a snooze out by the pool, I thought it would be funny to tell my little brother to give him a Russian Gas Pedal while he was off dreaming in la la land.
When he woke up my little bro was stepping on his nuts! Luckily I had my camera out and now the whole thing is on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh-rV07YZM&feature=related

by Jessica138 January 20, 2009