Robert Parker Tyrell has a tiny todger full of nob cheese. he gets absolutely no pussy. no girl would ever go near his tiny shrimp dick, only his uncle was interested 👀. He enjoys maths and prostitution. he is clearly just a 60 year old disguised as a 15 year old so he can nonce on all the younger people. you can tell by his receding hairline and the fact that once again, he enjoys maths.
by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022
Get the robert parker-tyrrelmug. A weird, sizeist, ableist, xenophobic, sexist, racist criminal who is also the grammar police and a certified math genius who's just overall annoying and rude.
Ugh Robert.
by Eggplant Pappi December 1, 2022
Get the Robertmug. Robert is a stinky boy, seeing him once you just can't take your eyes off him . Thinking of him ever so often wondering what kind of person he is . From the moment you try to speak to him it feels like something you've never felt , a sense of curiosity to know more of him. He's someone you feel like you can't get enough of. He's lovely and he has these brown eyes and little moles all over his face . He likes making stupid jokes all just to make you laugh. Robert is someone you love without even knowing never let a Robert go.
by anonymous November 20, 2023
Get the Robertmug. by OwenMerkel November 25, 2018
Get the Robert Merkelmug. A Jack Roberts is a person with elite music taste, yet that is not their only good trait. He also is a massive womanizer and is also described as a, rizzler, pussymagnet, charmer as well as the best at pulling girls on holiday. He also is very good with kids (not like Michael Jackson).
by Sexywexy12 August 7, 2023
Get the Jack Robertsmug. by truckdriver2200 November 8, 2022
Get the robertmug. by percEATER69 January 19, 2022
Get the Robert millermug.