The person that every man wants to be. Every man fights over the opportunity. They are the one who opens the pickle Jar when no one else can.
Person 1: Why is Larry so happy today?
Person 2: He opened the pickle jar yesterday and became the pickle jar hero.
Person 2: He opened the pickle jar yesterday and became the pickle jar hero.
by Ijustateyourmomscoochie March 25, 2020
Get the Pickle Jar Heromug. You make me laugh.
by Bacon120 July 1, 2015
Get the Tickle my picklemug. You fecking pickle is a way to insult someone and confuse them at the same time. You are calling them a green bumpy wet object shaped like a dick. At the same time pickles taste good so...
Cameron Dallas is a fecking pickle, Shawn Mendes is way smexier. You fecking pickle, how could you even think that!? You know what, everyone expect Shawn Mendes is a fecking pickle!
by YouFeckingPickle September 2, 2017
Get the You fecking picklemug. When you fuck a young girl's butthole so hard that your penis literally becomes so sore that it turns pink.
Rick: Man, I ass-fucked that high school slut last night!
Ron: She's 15, right?
Rick: No, she's 13, but MAN was that bunghole tight!
Ron: Jesus Christ, Rick.
Rick: I LOVE the Stinky Pink Pickle!
Ron: She's 15, right?
Rick: No, she's 13, but MAN was that bunghole tight!
Ron: Jesus Christ, Rick.
Rick: I LOVE the Stinky Pink Pickle!
by Harvey Rickles September 7, 2010
Get the The Stinky Pink Picklemug. 1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"
2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.
2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.
by Kumquatunityforeverpenis March 13, 2011
Get the Pickle me kumquatmug. When you are eating a dill pickle and you are with a woman and you say , "Shut up, Woman! I'm eating a pickle." (with option Bitch Slap.)
Mary, I'm going to Tennessee Dill Pickle you right now! (Bitch Slap... 'cause Mary is a bitch and he is eating a pickle.)
by TN Bitch Slap Barbie June 9, 2017
Get the Tennessee Dill Picklemug. 12 year old 1: Bro there was slimy pickle juice all over the place
12 year old 2: Bro that's the funniest thing I've heard all day
12 year old 2: Bro that's the funniest thing I've heard all day
by 12 year old fan club October 9, 2018
Get the Slimy Pickle Juicemug.