Pickle Jar Hero

The person that every man wants to be. Every man fights over the opportunity. They are the one who opens the pickle Jar when no one else can.

Person 1: Why is Larry so happy today?
Person 2: He opened the pickle jar yesterday and became the pickle jar hero.

by Ijustateyourmomscoochie March 25, 2020

Tickle my pickle

You make me laugh.

You: Chris you tickle my pickle
Chris:Dude that's gay
You:No it's not it means you make me laugh

by Bacon120 July 1, 2015

Pickle me kumquat

1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"

2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.

Why hello there............PICKLE ME KUMQUAT!

by Kumquatunityforeverpenis March 13, 2011

Tennessee Dill Pickle

When you are eating a dill pickle and you are with a woman and you say , "Shut up, Woman! I'm eating a pickle." (with option Bitch Slap.)

Mary, I'm going to Tennessee Dill Pickle you right now! (Bitch Slap... 'cause Mary is a bitch and he is eating a pickle.)

by TN Bitch Slap Barbie June 9, 2017

The Stinky Pink Pickle

When you fuck a young girl's butthole so hard that your penis literally becomes so sore that it turns pink.

Rick: Man, I ass-fucked that high school slut last night!
Ron: She's 15, right?
Rick: No, she's 13, but MAN was that bunghole tight!
Ron: Jesus Christ, Rick.
Rick: I LOVE the Stinky Pink Pickle!

by Harvey Rickles September 7, 2010

Slimy Pickle Juice

Usually, a thing that horny 12-year-olds say when they want to say semen.

12 year old 1: Bro there was slimy pickle juice all over the place
12 year old 2: Bro that's the funniest thing I've heard all day

by 12 year old fan club October 9, 2018

wario pickled penis

when the special ed kid puts his dick in a mason jar filled with pickle juice and makes optimus prime noises

fuck its another wario pickled penis lockdown smh

by obama_prism October 31, 2019