When a woman with an eye patch blows you and right when you're ready to nut, you pull back the eye patch, nut in the socket, and replace the eye patch.
by Dark daddy December 19, 2022
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by smexiunicorn December 29, 2022
Get the The Pot mug.What you say to a gal with small boobs who offers to let you "squeeze theeze" in exchange for a favor dat she's asking of you; your meaning is dat you wish her to fetch a more-amply-endowed female like da women in Northern-European regions, so dat you can sample HER "merchandise" instead, better satisfying your softness-thirsting hands and thus making you feel more willing to accommodate da "original" chick's request.
Directing a flat-bosomed gal to "Sweden the pot" in response to her "You may feel me up as reimbursement for your assisting me" proposal may indeed gain you more pleasure immediately and "up-front" (pun not intended, but it certainly works here, since a fuller-chested lady possesses more kneadable deliciousness "up front"), but it will likely make da less-buxom chick feel insulted and inadequate, and therefore less likely to want to continue associating with you in a friendly way --- she will resentfully/disgustedly feel as if all you care about is da volume and firmness of a female's ta-tas, rather than da size of her heart.
by QuacksO January 6, 2023
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Get the stock pot mug.An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.
"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
by A Flaky Bitch September 7, 2023
Get the Mississippi Pot Roast mug.A fun, ill-intended way to describe dance music, more specifically the repetitious, hypnotic, vocal-less techno and tech house music you hear at the club after 3A.M.
Oh my God Mary, I need a chorus or some thing. This DJ has been serving us the pots and pans for 2 hours now.
by SShepard September 11, 2023
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