coop the poop

a little French Canadian Italian boy who is crippled all the time even though he hops around wherever he goes and owns an android uh oh. he also rejects cheese all the time and no one knows why.

wow did you see coop the poop? I saw him crippling around Ikea one time.

by nothanksillpass November 26, 2019

Poop lagoon

it is an anus

dude 1: jimmy d e s t r o y e d my poop lagoon
dude 2: ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)

by grapesthestupid March 24, 2019

Revenge poop

Clogging someone’s toilet with prodigious amount of poop for the purpose of revenge.

After receiving the landlords eviction notice he proceeded to leave a revenge poop they would not forget.

by Shmedley VonDrake April 26, 2019

nervous poop

The act of excessive pooping as a result of anticipation or anxiety about a race, relay, or other track event.

Coach Dave: Better leave time for those nervous poops, there’s only one stall.

by rm_trackmemes May 8, 2019

poop plug

A dealer who sells poop for money.

"Yooo my poop plug sellin' diarrhea today for 10$ a gram!!"

by yourlocalpoopplug June 17, 2019

poop joint

the tightly rolled toilet paper that forms when wiping your butt after taking a poop often stuck in the hairs

My co-worker always leaves stained poop joints on the floor in the restroom

by Taylorret83 August 15, 2019

poop jar

When you kill someone so hard they shit their fucking pants. Then you take that shit and put it in a glass jar as a trophy.

Raequon: Yo did you fuck that nigga Tyrese up?
Darius: Hell yea I capped that nigga. Wanna see my poop jar?

by Barmelo Xanthony September 26, 2019