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Real Tomato Hours

The counter to real sadboy hours. to start, put a tomato in a boiling pot of water and do stupid shit until the tomato melts, like snorting garlic powder.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.
"are you boiling a tomato?"
"wait, its real tomato hours"
*chugs a gallon of vinegar*
by TheWordManDan November 9, 2018
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A Real 1 girl

A women that puts you first because she know you will as soon as she shows you what’s she about

She will ride, cry, die for you, makes you crazy, honest, in action and words will never let you down and there no reason to 2nd guess if she has your back because she show you every day
Man I found a real 1 girl could be the that one
by That one 1 November 19, 2019
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Real ass Vlla

An individual of non-albanian descent who has a positive influence upon his friends and relatives and someone who doesn’t hesitate to help you.
Wow look at yannick he really is a real ass vlla BG unlike malik the fake Vlla.
by Malikkindafinethoughnohomo March 18, 2021
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Real Event OCD

A term used to describe the feeling one gets when they are extremely guilty about something bad they did. This person will go out of their way to avoid any scenario relating to the consequences of this mistake, which oftentimes takes up a lot of mental energy and belittles the persons humanity.
Steve: OMG I can’t stop thinking about the time I called Sally ugly in middle school. I feel so bad.... I should ask my parents if we can move to another state!
John: It sounds to me like you’re experiencing Real Event OCD. There’s no need to take precautions over a “what if” scenario. If you feel so bad, apologize! She will understand.
by SheeshImFast May 2, 2021
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Spicy for a real one

actually spicy and hot af
usually used to describe mr krabs
tea
Harry: ooo look at that sexy crustacean!
Louis: Harry we’re on a date! Stop looking over there!
Harry: but he’s spicy for a real one
by lolurnotashotasmycrush March 21, 2019
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Real ass nigga

A nigga in which you can trust to be by yo side no matta what the crime is
I robbed a gas station and almost got caught by the cops but donqavias is a real ass nigga and picked me up to get away.
mugGet the Real ass niggamug.

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