the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack
by Mustela February 6, 2023
Get the swedish card swipemug. A Christian who does sinful or bad things without concern or shame because they can just ask God for forgiveness afterward.
Also known as the holy forgiveness loop hole.
Also known as the holy forgiveness loop hole.
Johnny goes to the strip joint ever Saturday night and prays to God on Sunday to forgive him. He is a credit card Christian.
by Silvershades November 14, 2023
Get the Credit Card Christianmug. An invitation to have sex
by your moms sidechick August 17, 2022
Get the Phone cardmug. A card in Exploding Kittens used to get rid of a played card. Say this if someone uses an Uno Reverse Card on your insult, but be aware that they can say it back.
by R3Ked May 26, 2020
Get the Exploding Kittens Nope Cardmug. by InterpersonalCommunication March 27, 2025
Get the The Moon Tarot Card Is Hearing An Audio Loopmug. When one becomes enraged when credit is declined upon purchase due to lack of funds or when their card is faulty and unreadable.
The ambulance was called because Johnny had card rage at the mall and smashed his face into the EFTPOS machine and died.
by punk chiq nz June 16, 2018
Get the Card Ragemug. .7.9.7.6.The Magician Tarot Card Is Gaslight & The Devil Tarot Card Is Projecting Perspectives.7.9.7.6.
.7.9.7.6.The Magician Tarot Card Is Gaslight & The Devil Tarot Card Is Projecting Perspectives.7.9.7.6.
by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
Get the .7.9.7.6.The Magician Tarot Card Is Gaslight & The Devil Tarot Card Is Projecting Perspectives.7.9.7.6.mug.