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Retard Roundup

A special class in school where all of the children with learning disabilities go.
Little Jimmy wasn't the brightest bulb in the box, so he's in retard roundup
by Drewbertnj October 12, 2014
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youtube retarded

Someone who has no idea how to use youtube
Bianca is soooo Youtube retarded. She had no idea how to find the video of a dancing dog.
by TechnicolorfulLife April 5, 2008
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Retard Toy

Timmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by LAUREN IS A SEXY BITCH April 17, 2003
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boneified retard

a complete douche bag who has no chance of getting any girl except his mum
"check tht guy chatting up steph hes such a boneified retard"

i no he'll prob chat his mum up later

i no. sick fucker
by monkey fukkkkkk October 13, 2007
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Second Hand Retardation

When your IQ lowers due to an encounter with an individual who is low in intelligence, also can be referred to as "second hand autism".
"God I think I got second hand retardation after talking to that dumbass!"

"Dude I saw you talking to Rawny, be careful! You may get secind hand retardation after conversing with that vegetable!"

"I think I fell victim to second hand retardation I can feel my brain cells killing themselves!"
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retard chimp strong

We all know chimps are much stronger than humans, and retards are much stronger than "normal" humans... can you imagine the strength of a retarded chimp? A new level of "going apeshit"
When the police arrived and tried to cuff him, he got retard chimp strong, kicked the two pepper spraying cops asses, and ran into the night.
by Alpino May 15, 2016
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pants on head retarded

A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.
Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?

Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.

Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?

Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.

Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.

Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?

Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.
by IamKenny April 14, 2010
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