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crack ninja

1. Individual who is stealthy in the act of taking photos of people's butt crack in public.

2. Mass Effect race, Human Male Infiltrator, runs around like a person on crack. The character can also be invisible like a ninja.
"George Clooney's crack was on TMZ thanks to the crack ninja."
"Dude, I'm running around this map like a crack ninja."
by KaitlynNTom January 30, 2014
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Brush Ninja

A person (usually a hiker) who goes where they please, sneaking though the brush on private property to get to their destination.
David's a brush ninja, he cut through that farmers land to get to granite mountain.
by hiking guy March 19, 2017
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Pootang Ninja

A skilled master in the art of getting the Pootang .
Whoa bro, I didn't know i hang with a Pootang ninja. Can you me show your ways?
by Joboy232 October 18, 2015
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Nostalgia Ninja

Something from the past you never knew knew existed, but realize as an adult you know everything about them.
Air Supply? Never heard of them. Oh, yeah, I recognize that song. Hey, I know all the words to this one. Wait, I know that one too. Holy crap, they also sang this one?! How do I know all the words of 11 of their songs and never knew who the hell they were?!?! That snuck up on me like a nostalgia ninja!
by Geo October September 7, 2018
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Speedy Ninjas

This is the name that YouTuber CheetahNinja799 calls his is subscribers. Means that you are cool for the school.
Hey what is up all my speedy ninjas
by CN799 May 23, 2020
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ninja cute

Attractiveness while wearing a mask, such that the lower half of one's face is obscured.

During the age of coronavirus, and perhaps future pandemics, often the best indication one can hope for when determining the attractiveness of a potential date.
"I think that girl at the checkout line was flirting with me, man."
"Oh yeah? Was she good looking?"
"I'm not totally sure, she was wearing a mask, but she's definitely ninja cute."
by DancinRonin July 11, 2020
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Penis Ninja

An assassin who uses stealth and guile to assassinate a penis, often causing death to the owner of that penis. Scissors, knives, razors, and fire are typical weapons of a penis ninja. An historical example of a penis ninja would be the woman who killed Genghis Khan by slicing off his royal penis. Lorena Bobbitt is a more modern penis ninja of note, although her intended target managed to survive and was reunited with it's body.
I found out Jasmine carries a tanto knife in her purse. I hope she's not a penis ninja.
by Flavius Schmoesephus December 12, 2016
mugGet the Penis Ninjamug.

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