Noah

A gay man who plays League of Legends all day and insist he will grow taller despite already being an adult. He will never have sex and will always be a virgin.
Wow! Look at that NOAH! I bet he sits inside all day and plays L.O.L..
by I can't see why March 19, 2020
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A person who has a tiny dick and likes to suck balls
Wow there’s noah

he such a ball
by Panda boy 13 November 17, 2019
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He is so sexy girls eat his peee peee every day
Wow I really want Noah's peee peee
by My willy is huge 🥵 June 02, 2022
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Noah is an incredible person. He is everyone’s best friend and probably one of the smartest people you will ever meet. He makes everyone smile and laugh. He also hates jokes about Noah’s ark. When Noah truly loves someone his love runs deeper than anyone else's, he would do anything for that special person. Noah can cheer you up no matter what the problem is, he will stand up for you and protect you through tough times. He is also a talented musician and girls love it when he plays his guitar for them. Noah is the best person you will ever meet.
Noah is over there.
by GamerLizard2193 November 23, 2021
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Coming from a Noah- I've been told most Noah's are sweet,caring, and loving but we can be assholes if you piss us off so dont do that also most people underestimate how strong we are.
Person 1: I hate Noah I'm gonna fight him
Person 2: No man dont piss him off hes stronger than you think
by Being dumb September 26, 2021
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a true ascension from jesus himself, born with unspoken amounts of rizz and a ballsack full of jizz.
person 1: didnt oyu used to have bitches?
person 2: nah Noah took all of them.
by RashyNuts August 15, 2022
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arse so fat its bigger than a nuke it will explode ur face becuase you are deffos gay
by hot alpha male May 18, 2022
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