Well, everyone knows that the top of the muffin is the best, so if someone calls you a muffin top, it means you're the best!
by roooood May 25, 2007
1.anyone who really annoys you or just acts stupid
2.an insult most of the time used between two friends who pick at each other; derived from someone who is usually cool but is at the time, acting stupid.
2.an insult most of the time used between two friends who pick at each other; derived from someone who is usually cool but is at the time, acting stupid.
by John_M April 24, 2009
The sexual act of shoving a hardened, compact, or concentrated ball of shit down your partner's throat. (Dutch Muffins can also be inserted in the rectum or vagina)
by Pain E December 05, 2010
1. Any baked product that someone has mixed in or sprinkled their pubes onto.
2. A very hairy scrotum or vagina
3. Synonomous with asshole (person)
2. A very hairy scrotum or vagina
3. Synonomous with asshole (person)
by Arkasai October 03, 2005
by kitty33 August 12, 2008
An ass muffin is, when you take a dirty sock and shove it up somones ass. Then you rip it out of their ass, and eat whatever is on the sock. Then you wrap a condom around their head, and fuck them in the mouth.
by Scorpius. October 18, 2009
Guy 1: I heard you had a fart muffin at the club the other day...are you alright?
Guy 2: I think I'll be okay. Stephanie still hasn't called me back, man I regret that tacobell.
Guy 2: I think I'll be okay. Stephanie still hasn't called me back, man I regret that tacobell.
by maaayn September 21, 2015