Well, everyone knows that the top of the muffin is the best, so if someone calls you a muffin top, it means you're the best!
by roooood June 12, 2007
Get the muffin topmug. 1.anyone who really annoys you or just acts stupid
2.an insult most of the time used between two friends who pick at each other; derived from someone who is usually cool but is at the time, acting stupid.
2.an insult most of the time used between two friends who pick at each other; derived from someone who is usually cool but is at the time, acting stupid.
by John_M April 24, 2009
Get the Fag Muffinmug. The sexual act of shoving a hardened, compact, or concentrated ball of shit down your partner's throat. (Dutch Muffins can also be inserted in the rectum or vagina)
by Pain E December 5, 2010
Get the Dutch Muffinmug. Guy 1: I heard you had a fart muffin at the club the other day...are you alright?
Guy 2: I think I'll be okay. Stephanie still hasn't called me back, man I regret that tacobell.
Guy 2: I think I'll be okay. Stephanie still hasn't called me back, man I regret that tacobell.
by maaayn November 3, 2015
Get the Fart Muffinmug. An ass muffin is, when you take a dirty sock and shove it up somones ass. Then you rip it out of their ass, and eat whatever is on the sock. Then you wrap a condom around their head, and fuck them in the mouth.
by Scorpius. October 17, 2009
Get the Ass-Muffinmug. by kitty33 October 7, 2008
Get the muffin cupmug. A vagina. Usualy refering to a wonam who knows how to "work it"
A muffin that is unstable thus causing wobbling.
A muffin that is unstable thus causing wobbling.
by Nathan Carrier October 20, 2006
Get the wiggle muffinmug.