Monster Girls

Girls with inhuman characteristics. Most of them only want one thing; sex. Made by degenerates, for degenerates.

Person 1: "Did you hear Kyle is into Monster Girls?"
Person 2: "Such a weirdo..."

by TylerGaming101_YT September 09, 2022

Hair Monster

a hair that in on any type of clothing that is not attached to the body anymore

wearing a shirt an theres a hair on it, that not a part of u anymore or part of something eles thats a hair monster

by Tyler Fitzcharles May 05, 2007

pretty monster

An unattractive male that thinks he is the finest brother on earth and that all women want him; also known as a pm

Oh my God, there goes another pretty monster!!!

by Jess November 19, 2003

Monster Mash

Masturbating. Flicking off. Jerkin' off. Fucking yourself. Whatever you call it

After seeing that hot girl I did the Monster Mash

by Alex Smith March 26, 2005

cookie monster

slang for one's vagina

I ain't givin' up my cookie monster to that ugly bastard.

by Alexie March 27, 2003

Hose monster

n.
a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.

Men, beware of these hose monsters who look pretty now because you'll regret it later when you marry her.

by Chris Norton January 08, 2007

roid monster

n. A genetic hybrid combining the DNA of Pacific Lobster and Tiger Shrimp resulting in what can be described as a small lobster or a very large shrimp. Usually served (in limited quantities) at all-you-can-eat sushi restaurants.

I ate a bunch of those roid monsters last night, but they always look better than they taste.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 28, 2005