horse magic baby juice

The cream that gives yo horses the herps.

The male horse sprayed its magic baby juice all up in dat junk.

#Horse magic baby juice

by FiddleBilly November 6, 2017

Magical Warthog of Hope and Wonder

The Magical Warthog of Hope and Wonder is a device used toward the end of Halo 3 that is a MAGICAL Warthog (Jeep) that is damn near invincible. It is only considered to be this awesome when it is manned by the Arbiter. (Master Chief...psh)

-"Master Cheef make teh (magical warthog of hope and wonder) heavy, Master Cheef make the Warthog anti-Arbiter. ITS ALL MASTER CHEEFS FAULT!!!"

by SARGEANT JOHNSON, BITCH April 15, 2008

Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments)

Garments are clothing that Mormons (better stated as members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, or LDS) wear to remind them of who they are. Just as a clergy would wear robes, Mormons believe garments are sacred and used to remind them of the commitments they have to their Father in Heaven. Instead of being an outward expression, as a clergy robe, it is an inward expression of their commitment. They don't believe it gives them magic powers, or wards off evil spirits. Garments, to Mormons, have a deep meaning of their personal commitment to God and their Commitment to follow Christ.

To understand more about "Magic Underwear", or Garments, and other Mormon beliefs go to www.mormon.org, chat with live people that can truthfully and clearly answer your questions, any question, and they will answer you.

Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments)

by Just to Clarify April 8, 2011

THE WAND AND THE HAIRY SACK OF MAGIC

Slang for ya cock n balls

i cast a spell on the local nun last night with my wand and hairy sac of magic, she was calling for god by the end of it i can tell you

by Power B May 14, 2003

magic fairy unicorn land

A place where unicorns poop magic fairies and vampires and Harry Potter come to save everyone! Yeeeeee!

Magic fairy unicorn land is totally nuup

by girlwho'sdoneitwitheveryone June 11, 2012

Have a magical Disney day

The Sun and Caroline McGuire reported on this one as has origins in the established theme park that the photo presentation of Dismalland lampooned. Orlando shuns cynical thought as I used the term "Florida Cheerful" when it comes to this as it's combined with the "Disney Point" as this is a two finger point attributes to the namesake's two-pack-a-day nicotine habit. I've seen Disney use this on those caught lifting creative properties for illicit lit. It's a code insult where they're trying to give you the highway salute and double homicide the smart-asses who pull out the artwork from an artist portraying Peter Pan smoking a crack pipe. Frightfest in Gurnee might leave Disney staff a little unhinged as one scene looks like it was decorated by Pamela Voorhees after impaling them with extreme prejudice.

"Have you seen the pictures?"

"What ones."
"The Disney Point."

I've seen a blog where they found out someone had been producing fanfiction of their protective properties and in on the blog they closed it "Have a magical Disney day!"

According to The Sun and the aussie news circles they're really saying "Fuck you!"

by illinoishorrorman January 26, 2018

people who play magic

Guys that have fun and get a shit ton of girls

Red Deck = Guys that always win and get alot of girls
Blue Deck = Smart guys that steal everyone else's girls because they're smart
Black Deck = Girls love the black deck people for obvious reasons and go ham
White Deck = Guys that make sure everyone gets girls
Green Deck = Guys that get girls alot

There are a ranks in Magic:
Noobies - fags that don't play (take it in the butt from other guys)
Wizards - Guys that play and get girls
Sage - Guys that play alot and get alot of girls
Grand Sage - Guys that never lose and plow girls 24/7

People who play Magic = We play magic, girls love us and want the D

by Grand Sage Mordal Etu-Gromar December 3, 2013