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Gothic Dark Lord

A very depressed individual who spends their time listening to master edgelords like Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Morissey, and Danzig. Favorite movie is the Crow.

Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin
Some depressed guy: I am a Gothic Dark Lord! Bow down to me and command unto my will! Robert Smith is daddy for dayz!
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.
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Size Lord

Someone who wears their shirts tucked into their tight pants to show off their knock-off designer belts. Always golfs over 110. May or may not be missing hair.
That guy is a total size lord!!
by DefinitionLord888 July 23, 2020
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ELF LORD

The act of tying hemp around the balls, shaft, and neck to make the perfect long bow. Once the bow is strung, cum on all the enemies to be defeated.
Ryan wanted to defeat all his enemies, so he became... the ELF LORD.
by Breezy707 July 17, 2018
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chaos lord

Too chaotic to be defined. The originally prototype of all that is expansive. Also, Chaos Lord is you for that he is your creator.
Daaayyuummmm, Chaos Lord is top tier OG.
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Sir Lord

A person who is not knighted by the Queen but very powerful. He will take the world by surprise.
The student's future will be like Sir Lord's.
by @blackeye September 6, 2018
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Lord Bergström

The Lord, Lord Bergström is the most awesome person ever.

He is known for just being the Lord of all Lords

Lord Bergström was born sometime in February 2015
Wow that guy is awesome, he must be a Lord Bergström
by TheRealLordBergström August 18, 2017
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Lord of the Cocks

Based on a constant erection and given the length and girth. Be careful rounding corners, in your house, or any place of business, as you will put holes in the sheetrock and constantly knock over table lamps. It is recommended, by every doctor in america. To not get too close to the Lord of the Cocks, as he will cause bodily harm. It is recommended by doctors in America, that women protect all orifices when in the presence of the Lord of the Cocks. Fyi, the Lord of the Cocks can and will fuck 20 women at a time. May the Lord of the cocks be in you.
The Lord of the Cocks does not own a ceiling fan.
by Lord of the Cocks July 16, 2024
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