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Wife and Life

Developmental stage in males, which begins 2-3 months after they have completed all formal education, where all that is left to do is get married and watch the rest of their life slip away and decay into nothingness.
Kurt stays in the library and works on his computer program all day, because he knows all that is waiting for him back home is Wife and Life.
by Moo Rad November 7, 2012
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The Life Of A Penis

The Life Of A Penis
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
by BANANANANANANANNANANANANANANA January 14, 2022
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life burnout

Life Burnout is that feeling of disconnectedness, disengaged-ness in your life. Sometimes it’s on the personal side, the work side and sometimes on the spiritual side.
It’s like being on the outside of your life looking in, robotically motioning through what we’re “supposed” to be doing.

Life Burnout is often caused by huge, life-changing events but it can also be caused by a lack of sleep, a sense of imbalance, monotony in the day-to-day.

"Life Burnout" is a term coined by Jaimee Newberry, who's given numerous talks around the world on the topic.
"I hit an unimaginably dark space of depression-fueled Life Burnout after the loss of my dad." -Jaimee Newberry
by jaimeejaimee June 23, 2016
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dunzo life

done with life, over your life situation
by chelsea & carrie August 18, 2008
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15 to life

When an offender is sentenced to serve a term of 15 years to life.
“Yeah, Walter got sentenced to 15 to life while covering for Jesse.”
“Damn, I woulda let Jesse go.”
by digbick41 June 19, 2023
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school life

A life that 11-18 year olds do not like living. It includes 5-6 hours of lessons and at least 1 hour of homework each night. They savour the weekend as the majority of it is spent doing the things they love such as meeting up with friends
Nyah : So, how's life
Jessica: Well, it's school life soooo...
Cerys: Oh that's not good. Bet you're glad for the weekend coz it's Friday today!
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Attacked By Life

You are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you're one cursed motherfucker.
Abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, pissed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. That bitch is attacked by life
by alexhasabadpseudonym July 2, 2011
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