Schrödinger's Libertarian

A Libertarian vote that is "worthless and wasted" all while simultaneously being the singlehanded cause for your losing candidate's shortcomings

I've grown used to being Schrödinger's Libertarian every election cycle from both the left and right

by MattAlx November 8, 2020

The Great Liberator

Also known as The Gr8 Liberator. A young Nigerian author who founded the Niyism Movement.

I believe in The Great Liberator

by Kissmyblackyansh November 13, 2020

Hell bound liberals

Liberals, leftist, and democrats that are a shame and disgrace to Everyday Americans. They think they are good people but they're not, and God is going to send them to hell for having Him and His people and His ways.

All of the people who voted for biden are hell bound liberals.

by Everyday American December 2, 2020

Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine

When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.

Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"

by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021

Laterally Objective Liberalism

The study of proving Elicia wrong in a dramatic way

Hey, did you see how silly Elicia looked when Thatcher said Laterally Objective Liberalism

Yeah, but he proved her wrong

by The_Word_Scaper May 19, 2021

harry potter liberal

a middle-aged woman that is obsessed with status quo democrats

elizabeth is such a harry potter liberal! shes got "#bidenharris" in her twitter bio

by apeuprising June 22, 2022

Anarcho Marxism Liberalism with Vaushist Characteristics

Like Marxism, It advocates for the removal of not just capitalism through the means of a worker revolution, but the state as a whole. Its economy will be nonexistent, everyone will starve, and the happiness will be nothing but zero. The only source of Income will be through debate streams with Popular Alt Right Figure, Steven The Swastika Bonnell II, and through interactions with Known Jew Liberal Ian Kochinski. The only topics will be how everyone is just a clone of the other, and they will both defend paedophilia, citing out of context clips as the main reason for being villified. But they're very different people. Probably.

"Hey Man, this whole nazism and socialism thing is cringe. How about we study Anarcho Marxism Liberalism with Vaushist Characteristics?."

"Bro, are you a fag?."

by thiscouldalsobematthewcastro July 22, 2022