Lemon

A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.

(long joke here)
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”

by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021

Lemon ear feetprints

The footprints of your earwax.

"Lena stared at the smudges on her headphones and laughed, ‘Looks like I left some lemon ear feetprints behind after that long study session!’"

by Melon the earwig March 3, 2025

lemon

sour thing

i ate a lemon

by Astolfo2 June 16, 2021

lemon

when you die to zone

"I just pulled a lemon"

by redtos1 May 3, 2021

Lemon

When someone is being cowardly or a prude towards certain subjects or somebody who is just very scared,

Alternatively it can mean someone is being a kill joy.

Girl 1 - I don’t know I’m kinda nervous

Girl 2 - oh come on stop being such a lemon

by Dingusmcbutto May 8, 2020

Jack Lemon

Jack Lemon is a type of person to dribble at all times including when smoking a fag.

JL - Would you like twos on this fag?
Tom - Are you mad?

JL - what do you mean?

Tom - You dribble more than a teething baby! Bloody Jack Lemon

by Banchoodgang November 20, 2020

Lemon Milkshake

The act of busting a nut while peeing.

That's it.

-Emmitt, Wayne

"Bro i didnt know i was into lemon milkshakes like that."

by Tony Shortswole January 25, 2024