They're literally the best human alive. They have a bit of a concerning taste in men, but it's still good not gonna lie-They're super sweet and you will never regret meeting them. They're awesome. Worship them.
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A Katie’s chance in hell refers to a probability so microscopic, so cosmically impossible, that even hell itself wouldn’t bother entertaining it. It’s less than zero—an outcome so unlikely it makes winning the lottery while getting struck by lightning during a solar eclipse look like a daily occurrence.
Often used when the mere idea of something happening is laughable, delusional, or requires the universe to glitch.
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Inspired by that one person named Katie we all know—the one who swears she’s “definitely going to make it this time,” then texts with a ChatGPT excuse to excuse themselves.
A Katie’s chance in hell refers to a probability so microscopic, so cosmically impossible, that even hell itself wouldn’t bother entertaining it. It’s less than zero—an outcome so unlikely it makes winning the lottery while getting struck by lightning during a solar eclipse look like a daily occurrence.
Often used when the mere idea of something happening is laughable, delusional, or requires the universe to glitch.
Origins:
Inspired by that one person named Katie we all know—the one who swears she’s “definitely going to make it this time,” then texts with a ChatGPT excuse to excuse themselves.
Friend 1: “Think Trevor’s gonna pay you back for that 20 bucks?”
Friend 2: “Bro… you’ve got a Katie’s chance in hell.”
Friend 2: “Bro… you’ve got a Katie’s chance in hell.”
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-Katie is beautiful on the inside and the outside, radiant smile from the inside out. lights up a room when she walks in. Has good character. has the heart of an angel. has compassion and encourages everyone around. is sincere, sensitive, kind. A sensual, graceful dancer. can be clumsy which she demonstrates. she often falls off of her high shoes be ready to catch her. a flare for fashion. Is a homecoming queen. With passion for life! Intelligent and discerning. you can trust with your heart. Guys gravitate towards her.is old fashioned and will not chase guys but lucky is the guy who pursues her and wins her heart. Loyalty is one of her many attributes. has a huge capacity for love. Be kind and you will win her heart. BUT be warned IF you are a cheater, player, mean, hurtful, dishonest, rude or inattentive you will distroy her love 4 u. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Katie in your life then you have found a rare treasure. Cherish every moment with her like it is your last.
DALE
-loving loyal and kind human being. looks of an angel. the personality of a saint. A dale will never let you down. will be there for you. easily trust. become friends with. will never say a bad word about anyone.many people fall out with them. A dale will offer advice, support in any situation. A Dale will never lie to you .amazing n lovely person.
-Katie is beautiful on the inside and the outside, radiant smile from the inside out. lights up a room when she walks in. Has good character. has the heart of an angel. has compassion and encourages everyone around. is sincere, sensitive, kind. A sensual, graceful dancer. can be clumsy which she demonstrates. she often falls off of her high shoes be ready to catch her. a flare for fashion. Is a homecoming queen. With passion for life! Intelligent and discerning. you can trust with your heart. Guys gravitate towards her.is old fashioned and will not chase guys but lucky is the guy who pursues her and wins her heart. Loyalty is one of her many attributes. has a huge capacity for love. Be kind and you will win her heart. BUT be warned IF you are a cheater, player, mean, hurtful, dishonest, rude or inattentive you will distroy her love 4 u. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Katie in your life then you have found a rare treasure. Cherish every moment with her like it is your last.
DALE
-loving loyal and kind human being. looks of an angel. the personality of a saint. A dale will never let you down. will be there for you. easily trust. become friends with. will never say a bad word about anyone.many people fall out with them. A dale will offer advice, support in any situation. A Dale will never lie to you .amazing n lovely person.
First Name: Katie;
Middle Name: Dale
Her name is, "Katie Dale."
Named after The Intimadator;
Dale Earntheart Senior,
-Professional NASCAR Driver
Car #3
Middle Name: Dale
Her name is, "Katie Dale."
Named after The Intimadator;
Dale Earntheart Senior,
-Professional NASCAR Driver
Car #3
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