Jungle Snake

Jungle Snake: (noun) A beautiful woman that you take home drunk from the bar but when you go to do the deed a massive snake hits you in the forehead

Man I brought this girl home last night, she was hotter than Shakira in a too piece, but when we went to do the deed it hit me in the face, it was at that point that I knew, this was not a woman, this was a Jungle Snake

by farmtruck532 November 23, 2022

Jungle Legs

Very long and hairy legs with unclipped disgusting toenails belonging to a female

"That new girl Jennifer has got some disgusting jungle legs!"

by kyuuketsukou November 30, 2022

jingle my bells

A female asking playfully for someone to fondle her breasts around Christmas time.

"Why don't you come jingle my bells and then you can Kringle my sleigh."

by DanTheDuctTapeBall December 2, 2022

Jungle fever

When a white man who sleeps with a half black girl in my bathroom instead of "SHOWERING"...

Alex has jungle fever in the bathroom.

by Peckerhog December 13, 2022

Jungle Bridge

When two guys with a hairy ass back up to a double headed dildo and the crabs cross the bridge

hey guys i got a new double headed dildo do yall wanna build a jungle bridge?

by Papa Natz December 16, 2022

Jingleberry

Snow clump that hangs from hair like a dingleberry or dingleberries. Plural: jingleberries

After hours in the cold, slushy blizzard, I had jingleberries clinging to the ends of my hair and beard, so I ate one jingleberry at a time in order to rehydrate.

by A-Dub10 January 2, 2023

Jingle Bat

A future slur that no one knows yet but we all know its bad.

don't be such a jingle bat

by broe91 January 9, 2023