Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?

Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? is a game created by Craig James's dad, he use to play it with him when he was young, the aim of the game is when you are in your pajamas and you were playing the game you would say
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.

You take it in turns and it is a best of three.

Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.

Craig James was playing the daily game of Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? with his dad, craig grabbed at his crotch and said to his dad "Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" Sadly his manhood is so small his dad couldn't tell and when he grabbed his cock his dad thought it was his ball. Craig James has a micro penis.

by CraigMicroManhoodJames August 25, 2019

jam out with my clam out

The female version of rock out with my cock out.

Time to hit the bar and jam out with my clam out.

by KittyWell January 9, 2010

Hot Sauce Sugar Egg Jam

Also known as HSEJ. When you go to Denny's and mix together Hot Sauce, Sugar, Egg, and jam in a bowl then get a friend to eat it.

Me and some friends went to denny's and made some Hot Sauce Sugar Egg Jam

by TheUNUNUNUNiverse July 20, 2020

cream cheese and jam sandwiches

the most disgusting thing that you could ever force someone to eat, but which some sick, twisted people find pleasurable to consume

Mum: Have a nice day dear - oh by the way, i gave you cream cheese and jam samwhiches, eat them all up now.
Kid: Nooooooooooooooooooo!

by Camp_milkman July 1, 2006

Jam out with your clam out.

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This is the female equivalent of the male phrase "Rock out out with your cock out"

During the Rock Band competition, Mary encouraged Jane to "Jam out with your clam out."

by Savvy BC August 6, 2009

animal jam item worth wiki

hell

"Welcome to animal jam item worth wiki AKA hell!"

by furryforever April 14, 2019

post-work traffic-jam slap

Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.

theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016