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jelly button

That person's shirt is so small, you can see there jelly button. SMH.
by heyitstessa November 25, 2016
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Trigger Jelly

Also known as the Prostate it is a gland surrounding the neck of the bladder in male mammals and releasing prostatic fluid
Man 1: yo I got my trigger jelly checked yesterday. All clear!
by K33P3R March 28, 2021
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Peanut Butter Booty and Jelly (PBB&J)

when you take a jar of Goober and spread it between a girl's butt cheeks then eat it out
Last night I was with this chick that had me eat her ass after spreading Goober between her cheeks. I've been craving Peanut Butter Booty and Jelly (PBB&J) all day now.
by that-guy177 January 7, 2022
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Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 8, 2020
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jelly juggler

Someone who will say or do anything to get their way.
Gina is Jelly Juggling Bryce, as she SAYS she won't drink your Dr. Pepper, only for you to come back and find that it is gone. You've been Jelly Juggled. That Gina is a Jelly Juggler.
by Mrsm3ndy October 13, 2016
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jelly cupboard

When blood clots begin to ooze out of one's B-hole as a result of rapid paced anal sex with a severe lack of lubricants.
There I was in Caribou Maine, high on meth amphetamines railing this Vietnamese prostitute in the shit shoot at an unreasonably high rate of speed. She probably ended up with a jelly cupboard.
by Professor Tripp October 13, 2016
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Jelly donut

When you eat a girl out on her period
Him: can I eat it tonight? 😏

Her: No.. I’m on my thing…sorry😞

Him: Don't be sorry, I’m down for a jelly donut if you are 😏
by Kingston stone March 22, 2024
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