Brick

Word to describe a "no name" or "Walmart brand" cellphone. Typically androids, iPhone 4s, any touch smartphone that isn't a new iPhone or Samsung. - "trap phone"

Guy1: yo lemme use your phone I gotta make a call

Guy2: aiight bro

Guy1: Damnn cuz you got a brick in yuh hands!

by Gigggg GAAC November 30, 2016

shields brick

A shields brick is a portion of chips/fried rice/noodles and curry sauce, bought from numerous Chinese takeaway restaurants in North shields. This is not an expensive item.. It takes on an almost industrial strength brick shape in its container. Can be used as construction material, a weapon, or for culinary delight. Is also inexpensive, so a way to swerve the food banks. =

Bit skint and clamming..might get a shields brick.

by J Beltsum October 28, 2023

shit a brick

Lay a hard solid turd, usually a long and thick shot that can get stuck in the narrow passage of a toilet (and cause a serious overflow for your downstairs neighbor).

When I was told that I'd just shit a brick, I actually felt like I'd just shit a brick. (The latter uses the more accepted definition, associated with anxiety and stress.)

by ReverseHaloEffect May 12, 2020

Built like a Brick

Your rough around the edges, Simply not attractive.

Girl: Hey I really like your suit you have on.
Man: You're built like a Brick don't talk to me !

by Dongin Bongin July 7, 2022

Brick bouse

A man who brick and also likes in r6 games he’s known for his terrible aim and roasts and he has a 0.1kd

Hey, is that brick bouse
Yeah I think so I don’t want to talk to him tho.

by Cymbals August 2, 2021

Bricking a shitcan

The act of rendering a commode inoperable simply by defecating, as if one had literally “shit a brick.”

I feel so bad for backing up my parents’ toilet. I want then to know me for my skills other than bricking a shitcan.

by thierrion May 19, 2022

sandwich bricks

some idiot said that instead of bread

whats that that goes in sandwiches again
sandwich bricks???

by fuckerfuckfuckfuckfuck April 10, 2017