bob: hey man want some macaroni
doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni
doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni
by mackmuffin10 February 15, 2022

by crush crush February 9, 2019

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011

a gay guy fucking a horse at the same time he is eating donuts that have been cummed on by the horse for the frosting
by ..Ni3.. May 2, 2004

A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.
"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"
by DinoKnight0 May 2, 2010

Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!
by Stabbed Hooker 10 November 29, 2010

by chandler December 1, 2002
