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holy lonely pony eating macaroni

when a sad depressed male figure goes to eat macaroni but then a horse shits in it
bob: hey man want some macaroni

doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni
by mackmuffin10 February 15, 2022
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crush crush holy trinity

A group of three or more that serves to confess their deepest feelings about their crushes.
You have to confess every night or you'll be kicked out of the crush crush holy trinity.
by crush crush February 9, 2019
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Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011
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holy shipleys donuts in ur mouth

a gay guy fucking a horse at the same time he is eating donuts that have been cummed on by the horse for the frosting
holy shipleys donuts that fagget is taking his pants off
by ..Ni3.. May 2, 2004
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Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse

A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.
"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"
by DinoKnight0 May 2, 2010
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Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman!

A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!
Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!
by Stabbed Hooker 10 November 29, 2010
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Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun

Something to say when a lab notebook is due soon and u have no time to do it.
AAAAAAAh my labnotebook is due and its 1:04 Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun!
by chandler December 1, 2002
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