Gooblering

From solar opposites,
Gooblering means sweating little purple guys when in extreme distress

I'm gooblering right now

by Keyboard cryptid January 25, 2026

goobermaxxing

the act of being as silly as possible in day to day life.

person 1: what have you been doing lately.

person 2: I have been goobermaxxing(does something silly).

by mr.nugget2077 January 29, 2026

Goobs

Goobs (noun)

A preworkout gummy that turns “I’ll go tomorrow” into “more weight”

The snack sized dose of energy you take when you want to feel locked in without dry-scooping mystery powder like a medieval peasant.

A small chewy object with an unfair amount of gym motivation inside.

Popped some Goobs, now my skittles are organized by color

by JimmyLola February 4, 2026

Goobalichious

A word I made up. It means quite literally anything, really. However, its mainly focused on an adjective, meaning someone who is late on memes, such as a YT Shorts user.

These Youtube Shorts users are so goobalichious man, am I right?

by McShartington08 February 6, 2026

Gooberschnärf

An extremely annoying person.

You absolute GOOBERSCHNÄRF

by thesigma. February 9, 2026

Goober mouth

A felacious women that sucks your dick while you're on the toilet taking a shit

Last night I goober mouthed that bitch and she loved it

by mdubdabsdubs February 17, 2026

Goobersmaching

To smach a goober, or better said - grab them by their ankles and hold them upside down. You then proceed to shake them until all of their doubloons fall out of their pockets and crevices.

Hey bro! Wanna go Goobersmaching? Im gonna be rich with their weird ass coins!

by NoshGilgan February 12, 2025