Fortnite player

This species is common all over the world don’t tell this species to get off fortnite because it will use its self defense technique on you by yelling “SHUT UP I HATE YOU” if you tell it to get off fortnite this species has no mate to mate with so instead of getting a mate it will play fortnite instead.And this species will yell “I HATE THIS GAME” when it’s been playing for 27 days and 16 hours.The life span of this creature depends on how long it plays and how old it is if it’s 1-20 and plays fornite a lot it’s life span is 0.0000000000000001 Geo-Seconds if it’s 1-20 and it doesn’t play fortnite a lot it will live the average life span of a human if it is 21-80 and it plays fornite a lot this creature will immediately die after it’s born if it’s 21-80 it will also live the average life span of a human.

“Get off the game” the fortnite players mother said “SHUT UP I HATE YOU” the fortnite player said

by PewdipieFan483548263 February 7, 2019

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Fortnite Bad

Anyone who says it are social rejects. Mostly Hive Minded Redditors with their heads up their fat asses. And forcing that phrase on others who enjoy it is not going to work. And Redditors are wondering why nobody takes them seriously.

This is coming from the mouth of a Redditor who decided to stop joining on trends like that after seeing people wish death on others for liking Fortnite.

If you wish death upon or bash someone for enjoying or having a different opinion on a popular game or movie, You're obviously a fedora wearing psychopath and not an edgelord.

My point still stands

Redditor: "Fortnite Bad"

Me: Nobody Cares What You Think. I Like Fortnite.

Redditor: I WILL CAVE YOUR SKULL IN WITH A TIRE IRON IF YOU LIKE FORTNITE!!!!

Me: Looks Like We Have A Psychopathic Neckbeard Over Here.

(Runs Away As To Not Get Clobbered)

by Maya Butreeks May 10, 2021

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