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facebook rat by pooOnU May 8, 2010
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Facebook Whipped
when you date a girl who is always messaging you on facebook and expects you to message back even though you never get on your account
jerry:dude my girlfreind keeps messaging me on facebook
gorge:homes you need to break it off your so facebook whipped
jerry :i know but shes crazy she stalk me
gorge:homes you need to break it off your so facebook whipped
jerry :i know but shes crazy she stalk me
Facebook Whipped by jerryatricsquirrel August 12, 2010
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Facebook Bitching Tourettes
Where a person randomly exclaims (normally in capitals) something bitchy about a person or a group of people on their social network status and then wont tell commenters anymore because that would give away the people that they were bitching about and why the were bitching about them in the first place.
Eventually ending up in the person sending a private message to the commenter.
Eventually ending up in the person sending a private message to the commenter.
Person: FUGLY SLUTS
Commenter: Huh?
Person: i cant explain
Commenter:wtf?
Person: Check you inbox
* Facebook Bitching Tourettes *. FBT FOR SHORT
Commenter: Huh?
Person: i cant explain
Commenter:wtf?
Person: Check you inbox
* Facebook Bitching Tourettes *. FBT FOR SHORT
Facebook Bitching Tourettes by jackjack1234 October 12, 2010
Facebook Boob-job
The act of taking a profile picture from an angle which gives the illusion of larger breasteses. Also, angling the picture in such a way that it hides the beer belly beneath the boobs.
Facebook Boob-job by TomtheTourGuide January 26, 2011
facebook funny
adj. describes someone who is not quick-witted enough to come up with funny comments in real time in response to what people have to say, but is very capable of coming up with funny things to say to people online.
People who are facebook funny must be given the spatial separation necessary to diminish the effect of a temporally delayed comeback ruining the comic relevancy of their jokes.
Todd is a real drag to be around when you talk to him face-to-face, but if you post something on his wall you can expect him to come up with something pretty facebook funny within 24 hours or so.
Todd is a real drag to be around when you talk to him face-to-face, but if you post something on his wall you can expect him to come up with something pretty facebook funny within 24 hours or so.
facebook funny by cincyhobofan2 July 30, 2011
facebook cheat
A person who makes a second or third facebook profile just to improve his or her status in a facebook application. This person usually has low self-esteem and becomes depressed easily if not the best on everything.
Jim: I just added all three of that really hot girl's facebook profiles.
Matt: Wow you dumbass, you know she just made two of them to be a facebook cheat, now you are going to go down in every ranking.
Jim: Oh man, I thought she thought I was cool.
Matt: No, she just thinks you're and idiot.
Matt: Wow you dumbass, you know she just made two of them to be a facebook cheat, now you are going to go down in every ranking.
Jim: Oh man, I thought she thought I was cool.
Matt: No, she just thinks you're and idiot.
facebook cheat by Tim s.. April 5, 2008
Facebook Poke
Dan : "Hey Steve I poked Jenny on facebook and she poked me back!"
Steve : "Oh, a classic facebook poke. she'll be biting your pillow in no time"
Steve : "Oh, a classic facebook poke. she'll be biting your pillow in no time"
Facebook Poke by Poke King December 1, 2011