she likes someone else

Give up there's no point she doesnt like you just fucking give up

"I like her but she doesn't me she likes someone else"

by CODAC22ONTWITCH October 10, 2023

Objectively good to everyone else

And it isn't that it doesn't mean anything to everyone else. All of the derivatives are critically acclaimed.

Hym "No. It's objectively good to everyone else. I have the best taste. Objectively. Better than everyone else. The things I like and the reasons I like them are better than the things everyone else likes and we now have an observable metric by which we can judge my taste and can conclude that it's better than everyone. Women, TV, Drugs, Food. I'm the ultimate taste-haver! I'm like that guy from the french detective show who smells real good. Except for taste. But not, like, physically tasting things... Just like... Having taste IN things. You could make a detective show about THAT actually. I could solve crimes and throughout the episodes I would, like, suggest things to people like 'You should try the steak tartare' and the guy would be like 'Oh shit, wow! That is pretty good! You must know a lot about cooking or whatever.' And I'd be all 'Nah dawg, I just got really good taste- WAIT! I found a clue! It was the butler all along!' But the butler doesn't want to go down without a fight KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Cracked his ass! But wait! He's wearing Kevlar! Oh no! Secret bookcase tunnel! He escapes! He's like a Moriarty or something! I'll get you next time Moriarty-Butler!"

by Hym Iam October 11, 2023

Poppy and Ellie

the literal peak of humanity, found best together in a variety of events that life throws at them. Whether it be social, or independent (together!) a hidden gem of life of sorts in found within this infectious pairing!! You’ll be lucky to find a poppy without an ellie in hand, or vice versa- just the luck of the draw. And i tell, lucky you will be to find either of these beauties in the wild world that we live in. You will never compete with this duo because they dominate all situations and environments known to man. this is more colloquially known as duo dominance. You are all subs in the world of Poppy and Ellie

Person 1: OMG!!! have you seen those leng legends over there!! they dominate this place.

Person 2: Of course i have! that’s Poppy and Ellie! they sparkle and shine no matter where they go!! I can’t believe you don’t know them yet- you’re in for a treat!

person 1: wow!! i’m in awe of their friendship and connections, i feel dominated but in such a friendly way! never did i think i’d be lucky enough to encounter such a marvel of humanity- are they one of the seven wonders of the world

person 2: Sadly they haven’t dominated that part of the world yet, but are in talks to be released as the 8th (but number one of course!) wonder of our beautiful world. their Kawaiiness can’t be ignored, even by our terrible government 🙄😜

by lightbulbideaas October 30, 2023

Team/Who thinks/Who else/______ 👇

The worst fucking comment made by man kind in existence. It is typically used on youtube as far as I know, and people use it when they dont actually care about the topic and only want likes, called a like beggar. Some people using this on really sensitive topics, and it pisses people off.

Someone in comment section: Team/Who thinks/Who else/______ 👇
Literally anyone thats over the age of 7: you dont even care about this bro u just want likes
Kids: sOoOOo?

by valleyer October 30, 2023

You Know Who Else Logs?

A common phrase gay people use to find other surrounding gays, or mentally ill people (GPO players)

Your Parents: "Cosmic, honey, its been 2 weeks since you've left your room! are you sure you don't want to log in a bite of dinner?

You: ".....You..... You Know Who Else Logs?..... Mother?"

by dxpe? December 15, 2023

Stepping on someone else’s toes

When at a corner store or any business establishment, where you're trying to conduct a business transaction and somebody comes to try and interfere in your transaction trying to conduct the business of their own.

A bro why are you stepping on someone else’s toes man, let bro conduct his business transaction and you stop trying to be janky bro.

by Zaerock777 May 26, 2024

Blaming everyone else for my problems

I don't have a problem with my behavior. I don't have a problem with the elements of my life that a therapist would have me change. I have a problem with both being harassed at work and not being duely compensated for my property and labor.

Hym "And I'm NOT, NOT PAYING MYSELF AM I? I'M NOT WATCHING ME TAKE A DIARRHEA SHIT AM I EMMA FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT? AM I HARASSING MYSELF AT WORK? DID I TELL NOAH KROLL (THE RETARD AT THE GROUP HOME IN WHICH I WORKED) WHAT WROTE HERE OR WAS MY PRIVACY BEING INVADED AS PART OF A SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS? IS MY WORK BEING MONETIZED BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME? THESE ARE MY 'PROBLEMS' AND IF YOU ARE HERE YOU ARE EITHER PARTICIPATING ACTIVELY OR COMPLICIT IN THE COVER UP AND IF I CAN'T GET TO YOU, AN INNOCENT WILL BE PUNISHED IN YOUR STEAD. I'M AM NOT BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE FOR MY PROBLEMS. I'M BLAMING THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THING THEY ARE DOING TO ME. IT ISN'T LITTLE SUSIE-AT-GAMESTOP-WHO-WANTS-TO-BUY-A-TOY-FOR-DAN'S FAULT YOU'RE DOING THIS AND THE FED WHO FOLLOWED ME TO THE STORE WAS A STEP BEHIND AND ALWAYS WILL BE A STEP BEHIND BUT SHE WILL BE THE ONE WHO PAYS THE PRICE!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024